... AND A HEATER ALMOST FALLS OUT. OF YOUR PURSE. BECAUSE YOU CARRY A HEATER AROUND. INSIDE YOUR PURSE.
I get that cold y’all. And I now cannot live without my tiny, low watt heater. Though I generally don’t bring it on random errands, I forgot to take it out of my bag this morning. The barista on cash looked at me like I’m crazy, but then I suggested they might like one by the drive thru window and suddenly the lady with goddamned heater in her purse didn’t seem so nutty after all.
It’s one of these teeny units and I received it as a joke gift, but it’s actually really awesome and doesn’t trip the breakers anywhere I plug it in no matter what else is plugged in.
I carry it around with me at work and I find it’s best when stuffed under a desk. I can now wear “only” 4 layers on top, 2 on the bottom and 2 pairs of socks and survive my day. Which is still a lot, but better than 6 on top, 3 pairs of leg covering things and 3 pairs of socks. It’s, umm, chilly at work.
Go ahead, work men, and make fun of me. But I’m warm and you’re not, so yeah. Enjoy your frigid pants and frostbitten gonads. I’ll be in the office with this thing, laughing at you. Warmly.
This concludes my purse contents post.