I used to read the newspaper comics every day growing up when I got home from school. Now I don't get a paper delivered, so I almost never do. But I'm home visiting my parents and am seriously procrastinating on studying for midterms, so I decided to read the comics. And oh my god, they were so bad. There were two separate comics that were basically like "omg, how much do fat people suck?" Seriously [local paper], this shit is what you're choosing to run?