Hey GT! Welcome back to the Daily Dump, Special Ubertrout, Like an Idiot, Forgot to Check Sorcia's Post Last Friday to See That She Couldn't Do Today's and Had to Do it Himself Edition! I AM CLEARLY AN INTELLIGENT HUMAN. By the way, I just spent 10 minutes looking for something funny and anti-Baltimore (because I'm a petty, vindictive asshole looking to vent at my least favorite American city, and if someone lumps my hometown in with them one more time I swear to God I'm going to have a brain aneurysm), but "baltimore sucks" returned nothing that wasn't offensive or just dumb on google image search, so I settled for someone wearing their colors. To be fair, the most clever response by someone from Baltimore would be to just stab you, so I guess it's a two-way street.

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