I volunteered to do the Daily Dump because I knew I would do a shitty job with it, just like all the last minute things I volunteer to do. I knew I would fake my through it, just like I fake my way through everything else on a Monday, aka the Worst Day Ever Of The Week.
Side bar here with me a sec, guisse. Does it ever make you totally fucking crazy that Garfield was always so miserable about Mondays? What does he have to hate about Mondays? He doesn't even fucking have a job. What the hell are you complaining about? YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP AND EAT AND GO BACK TO SLEEP JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER FUCKING CATS.
Seriously tho, I love Garfield.
Anyway, we certainly put Monday to the screws on Groupthink today.
Monday barely made it an hour without being a total dick. Gaaawd, Monday. Thankfully, Violetwhatsherface found something involving cats on the Internet. Huh. Cats on the Internet. That must have taken months to track down. Everyone high five her and say thanks for the agonizing research. That's if you can figure out how to say her friggin' name.