... or should I just eat individual ingredients out of the fridge like the true weirdo that I am.

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Related inquiries: What if instead of putting the soup in a bowl or pot to warm it up, I just microwaved the mason jar it is in and ate it straight from there? Am I so lazy that I will eat raw carrot sticks instead of going to the tremendous (not) trouble of roasting root vegetables? Why did I eat all the ice cream yesterday; I could be eating ice cream for dinner today instead!

There is always the delivery option, but even that involves getting up off the couch to answer the door.

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THE TRAGEDY OF IT ALL. What are other, real adult people doing for dinner?