Life update time. I have been super busy and not around too much.

  • I got married! Just about a month ago! It was awesome. I couldn’t have asked for a better day. It was a big old party. I want to do it everyday. My husband does not want to do it everyday (I’m kind of the party animal). Pictures of us. I don’t know how to format up in this bitch.
  • We went to Kiawah Island in SC for our honeymoon, which was exactly the same time Columbia was flooded up to its eyeballs. My immediate family is from Columbia (they and all their property are fine). Oddly, they were in New Orleans for my wedding during all of it and pretty much missed everything, enabling them to bring supplies in to their neighbors who were stranded. But don’t you worry, MORE importantly, we saw not a drop of rain where the honeymoon was. The marsh picture was our view for dinner from some podunk seafood place. Amazing.
  • MOST importantly, I had Halloween. I was a Roy Lichtenstein painting on Friday night (didn’t have time to fully make a second costume, which is sad for me). On Halloween, I was Ursula the Sea Witch. It was pouring out so I wore a poncho that made me look like I was inside a huge condom with my pointy hair. I don’t have a picture of it unfortunately. Yes, the Ursula is my real hair.

And that’s what I’ve been up to. Hope y’all are doing all right over here.

  • ETA - forgot to mention another important update, that I have been watching a lot of MTV’s Catfish lately and hate myself a little for it.