Just like to point out that a fake Twitter about a celebrity baby reported more news about what was happening live during one of the most important political events for women's rights in years than CNN, FOX and NBC combined. CNN had Anderson Cooper talking about George Zimmerman's weight (???) Dr. Drew dedicated a whole show to exploiting—er-I mean 'reporting' on the gruesome death of a child. And Piers Morgan rambled to Dr. Drew about blueberry muffins. (??...?????????)

And now let's all take a moment to weep.