I filter Ok Cupid messages by how much the guys match with me. Less than 70%? Sorry dude, you're filtered. I'm a picky gal. This is a post featuring some of the most *special* messages I get from these dudes. (Some context, I'm a black woman wearing a strawberry costume from last Halloween in my profile picture. Yes, I have big boobs).

Presumptuous Guy:

Fake Geek Girl Guy:

Started Off Ok Then Got Gross Guy:

Random Inappropriate Questions/Comments Guys:

We'll round it out with a these delightful little nuggets:

Oh and while I was deleting gross messages: