So, I was eating dinner tonight with my son, and I swear to you, I think I inhaled a piece of macaroni. Like, literally, somehow a piece of Kraft blue box macaroni and cheese has ended up in the wrong place in my body. I started wheezing and hacking and I swear, it feels like it is embedded in my chest.

If I have to go to the doctor and report illness due to mac and cheese, that's it. Officially most embarrassing illness EVER.