This week, I

  • got a horrible email from an actor who I had considered a friend and then had to decide whether to fire him or not (ended up on not, because it’s much more fun watching him realize that he’s the bad guy and feel like shit about it—the bitch is strong in me)
  • found out the hard waythat if you’re stressed enough, the papillae (little fronds) on your tongue can swell up
  • found out the hard way that you can get stress hives on your vulva
  • opened my first play in five years...and kind of hated it
  • got super hungover off of three drinks
  • got a new a job that pays 25% more than my current job, without even trying (an old job hired me back fulltime)
  • met someone who might hire me to write on a tv show he’s developing

I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS WEEK YOU GUYS. So now I’m drinking champagne and trying to process ALL THE FEELINGS