You recently chose the book “Uprooted” as your monthly book selection, which I got, proceeded to read, and it directly made me have a VERY INAPPROPRIATE dream about a coworker. Which is making work very difficult, as today even someone just said “Hmm I’m not sure on the answer to that, ask Coworker” and I BLUSHED. I BLUSHED, at the very mention of his name, like a coy Austen heroine. What kind of book club are you all running here??

I am obviously very mad at you about this and expect the book club to take full responsibility. Have you all discussed the book yet? I am putting spoiler-y details in the comments so proceed with caution!

Comforting tales of your own awkward dreams appreciated!