HELLOOOO GROUPTHINK! I AM A NEW AUTHOR! AND THE FIRST NEW AUTHOR SINCE THE GROUPTHINK INVITE THREAD! DOUBLE ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!!!!

I AM SORRY

I HAVE BEEN PLANNING WHAT TO WRITE ALL THIS WHILE I WAS GOING TO DO A SUPER CREATIVE MINDBLOWING RANT

BUT NOW THAT THE TIME IS HERE

I JUST

I JUST

OH MY GOD

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY LAPTOP, FOR ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN, AND OF COURSE SLAY BELLE, FOR BEING SO KIND TO ME

I LOVE YOU TOO EVERYONE

THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING ME

brb going to scream and jump for a while

BACK!!!!

Okay I thought it would be a good idea to introduce myself to you guys by explaining my username. Basically, I disagree that "cunt" should be an insult that people can use against women. I think language really reflects the ideology of society, and the connotation of the word "cunt" reflects a misogynistic attitude, and the expectations imposed on women. I want to make it like a good word! Like, "I bet you don't have the cunt to tell of that misogynistic, racist, homophobic Nazi." I also believe that a lot of other insults shouldn't be in existence

Nigger, paki, and chink are just some of the other derogatory slurs that just show how racist some of us are. (If we were to have a racist insult against white people, what do you think it would be? Does your culture have one against white people?)

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The "babble" part is somewhat satirical? It's kind of inspired by words that end with babble, like "psychobabble". But also I do tend to babble on. Which brings me to this: If you see any comments from me that are strange or rude, then it probably is from sleep-deprived me at 4 a.m. in the morning. Unfortunately, most Jezebel articles appear at around that time in Australia, which might explain why I sometimes appear like an asshat there. BUT I'M NOT. SERIOUS. I AM REALLY REALLY NICE.

...I should stop typing.

Anyway, tell me how/ why you chose your username! Or ignore. :c

***if it was opposite day

ETA: OK the kind Countess has educated me on the detriments of reclamation theory, thus triggering an existential crisis that causes me to reevaluate my identity. I am thinking of changing my username right now but the only thing I can think of is katmelon. I don't know. I have to think this through. WHO AM I?

ETA AGAIN: I am now katmelon. I feel like a whole new woman.

ETA AGAIN AGAIN: I ACTUALLY HATE MELONS. I have to think about this.