Because the longer this Beyontroversy goes on, the more GT devolves into sarcastic imitations of other commenters, with a side of drunken internet slumber party and gifs. I made soy nog! It is... not as good as egg nog.
There was something beeping and I went to investigate and two steps into the room that it was coming from... it turned off. HAUNTED ALARM CLOCK.
ETA: Beyontroversy because duh.