Yes, it's not supposed to matter. Yes, the whole concept is vain and silly and self-congratulatory. But I'm tired of smiling and being nice about it. What the fuck do I have to do to get a nomination from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association? Year after year after year the Golden Globe nominations are announced and year after year after year nothing for Dweeze. NOTHING! I don't know what else I can do, short of actually appearing in a motion picture or television production, and if I thought that would help I would do it. It's politics. It's all fucking politics.

On the other hand, this vending machine ham, egg, and cheese bagel was pretty good for a vending machine ham, egg, and cheese bagel.