OH THANK GOODNESS. IT IS FINALLY FRIDAY. AND DON'T WE ALL NEED IT!! YES!

THIS FUCK IT FRIDAY IS SUPER SIMPLE FOR ME. I AM SAYING FUCK YOU TO TEETH. FUCK TEETH!!! FUCK THEM SO HARD. STUPID FUCKING TEETH SUCK SO FUCKING HARD. ALL THEY HAVE IS ONE FUCKING JOB—CHEW YOUR FUCKING FOOD. AND CAN THEY DO IT WITHOUT FUCKING UP? HELL NO!!!! THEY BREAK, THEY GET HOLES IN THEM, THEY CHIP, THEY FUCKING WEAR DOWN AND NEED A BUNCH OF WORK TO HELP THEM GET BACK UP TO SPEED SO THEY CAN DO THEIR ONE FUCKING JOB.

AND THEN THEY COST YOU A BUNCH OF FUCKING MONEY!!! WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT.

FUCK. DENTISTS!

HOLY SHIT! $2 K FOR A FUCKING LITTLE PORCELAIN PIECE OF SHIT THAT COVERS MY TOOTH? $2K SO YOU CAN DRILL GRIND MY TOOTH DOWN WHILE I WRITHE IN PAIN AS VISIONS OF DUSTIN HOFFMAN IN 'MARATHON MAN' WHIRL THROUGH MY HEAD? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! $2K SO YOU CAN ASK ME 'DOES THIS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE' AS YOU JAB A GIANT FUCKING NEEDLE INTO THE MOST SENSITIVE PART OF MY BODY AND THEN TAKE A MAKITA SAW AND JAM IT IN MY MOUTH??? YEAH MOTHERFUCKER! THAT IS UNCOMFORTABLE! SO IS GIVING YOU TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR THIS SHIT! THANK GOD I HAVE DENTAL INSURANCE, BECAUSE I WOULD BE ROBBING LIQUOR STORES RIGHT NOW AND SHIT.

SO WHAT IS UP GROUPTHINK? WHAT GETS YOUR "FUCK IT" ON THIS FINE FRIDAY?