So while I was out walking Lucy tonight, as usual, her cuteness often draws strangers in who want to pet her and inquire about her missing eye. While walking across the train tracks, a couple stopped me and asked if they could pet her. I said sure, as she just relishes in the attention anyways. As they were about to leave, the woman says "awww I just want a little kiss from the puppy before we go!". The man with her jokingly replies "Eww no, I have to kiss those lips later!". To which she gives a wicked laugh and sly smile and replies "don't worry sweetie, you'll be kissing my other lips later, not these ones!".

I literally almost vomited on her. Yucky. Seriously, I did NOT need to hear that. WTF?!