Thank you, good sir, for noticing my derriere. The "MMM, THAT ASS!" was a nice touch, and really drove straight to the point that I'm not really a human, I'm a mobile ass.

You are correct in your assesment, it is good for "pushing up on." It provides ample support, and I've received no complaints from gentlemen who have had the opportunity to "push up on it."

And as sad as it is that you won't ever have that opportunity, I believe I may have had the last laugh. You see, when you paid me that well thought-out and much appreciated compliment, my immediate response was disgust and frustration. However my mind quickly raced back to just five minutes prior, and I began to giggle.

Just five minutes before, "dat ass" had just taken a huge dump.