Yeah buddy! Carcosa! Alright, Alright, Alright! Booyakasha! Today I am getting up and giving my first conference speech! GIFS AHEAD TO EXPRESS FEELS!

For one...

I'm gonna be all...

Despite the fact that it's...

Due to my philosophy that...

Because...

And, for good measure, a Captain America gif. More for me.

THIS IS ONE FUCKING BADASS DEGENERATE OVER HERE!