I am about to go to bed so I will read these in the morning - but does anybody have any good recommendations for trashy romance? I need something new. The more ridiculous and sexy the better.

I just started a book called "Sea Witch" and this was the first sentence: If she didn't have sex with something soon, she would burst out of her skin.

Oh Myyy. I am snickering and reading furiously like a 7th grader. What should I read next? I want some more garbage.