"I HAVE BEEN YOUR SEX SLAVE FOR 15 YEARS ERIC NORTHMAN AND WE AIN'T EVEN HAD SEX" You... tell em Ginger?

I would not be happy with this party. Nope nope nope. I feel you, Sookah. WHO EVEN DOES THAT.

"You don't know us, sweetheart. We can be assholes."

How much Benadryl do you have to take to OD?! I'm thinking.. a lot???

This flashback Beel is SOOO FANCY.

WHERE IS TARA I KNOW SHE'S NOT DEAD DEAD, DAMMIT

Andy, so brave of you to move on from the deaths of those kids you had for a couple weeks and never even named.

Jason puts the kibosh on Marsha and Greg.

Sam's preggers GF is not amused.

SAD TALKINGS WITH SOOKAH AND ARLENE THIS IS TOO SAD WHY SO MANY FEELINGS. WHY IS TERRY DEAD DAMMIT

Lafayette just bang Jess's BF already ok

SUBTLE, LALA. Well, I guess it works.

"Oh. my. god. I'm a Republicunt." Greatest line of the series.

Hot Captain Hook is kinda creepy.

"I have to go make tinkle" HAHA

Are u rly surprised tho Jess. Rly. Things just haven't been the same since your bf became a literally completely different person.

YEAH LALA. TELL HER WHAT'S WHAT. I miss Jesus :,(

Beel's flashbacks this season are so random and have nothing to do with what's going on now at all. But I guess it's important to know he was against slavery if we want him to be likeable again!

Someone literally just said "please think of the children"

Oh yknow just Tara's crazy mom stabbing people so she can trip on their blood, the usual.

Sam's GF flipping out:

Mr Leaf: She's barely even a real character.

I mean, that is true.

"Oh Jason. I think you might be the sweetest man in the world." NO THAT WAS HOYT GODDAMMIT. REMEMBER HOYT?????

OMG COWBOY ERIC

SO MANY GREAT ERICS

"Is Laura Bush out there? Well, can you call her?"

"I'm not a monster, I'm a Buddhist!" I... guess that's what happens when you study with a Hindu yogi????

the yaKOOza, you say. >.<

VIOLET GONNA MURDER SHIT UP

This seems a little... rash on the yakuza's part? Organized crime should maybe be less obvious than shooting politicians at a public event?

ewww face ripping off

AW SNAP Beel who you been eating?? You gotta check the labels on that shit.

So they're definitely curing that before the show ends.