1. Earthworm jerky exists. I find this deeply unsettling.

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2. I’m faced with a plethora of choices of what to make for Valentine’s day. Too many good things to make. I know I want steak and bearnaise sauce. But what do I want for sides? A pretty beet pasta? A salad of bitter greens brightened by lemon juice? Deviled eggs? A nest of crispy shoe string potatoes? What about dessert? What about dessert, GT???

[HEAVY SIGH] Humaning is hard.