No words can describe how much I don’t want to be at work right now. I’ll let Twelve describe my attitude towards everyone today:

How’s everyone else’s morning going?

ETA: I literally had to get up and walk away from my desk so I didn’t (a) throw my computer out the window or (b) send a nasty email to someone reviewing something I wrote because they clearly didn’t read any of it and are wasting my time wanting the dubmbest, nitpickiest changes possible and OMFG I AM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM.