Competitor person who was super condescending to me in professional context a couple years ago just randomly left Mr. Monarch a voicemail (at/for his work) asking him to call her back, saying "I worked with you a couple years ago and I'd love to chat."

Um, what? Does she not recalled we're married? Also, how much do we (I) hate people who refuse to just write a fucking email and lay [insert whatever the fuck] out on the table? Why the mystery?! OH RIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE HOPING TO SALES PITCH ON THE PHONE.

She must have forgot I'm his wife. Good luck getting strung along from a job you're never going to get, butthole-from-the-past.

I am a hater, hating.