All those people on dating sites who talk so much about how they love to travel? They can suck it.

I went to Seattle for the weekend for a family event, and I have decided (once and for all) that traveling totally sucks! It was absolutely wonderful seeing my family and spending time with them. That part was great. But flying is shitty, sleeping in uncomfortable beds is balls, and not having any of my stuff around me is the worst.

Having said that, if I had the money to fly business class and stay in a nice hotel (and not on a sofa bed) I would probably like it much more. But I am not, and never will be one of those people who looooooves to travel. Sure, I like seeing new places and trying new things, but I damn well better have a nice comfy bed in a quiet environment where I can recharge, or I will completely melt down. I get terrible sensory overload and after a few days, I am so ready to go home. Also, I have decided that nature is overrated. I stayed in a very quiet, wooded area outside the city, and I felt a huge weight off my shoulders when I got into downtown Seattle and was surrounded by concrete and people. Nature is nice for a day trip, but I prefer pavement and cafes.