Update: This morning, I fell down the stairs in my house. Slipped on the top step and bounced down five steps on my butt.

I think I need to just wear a helmet, wrap myself in bubble wrap, and stay away from anything that’s remotely steep. Or flat. I think I’m just gonna sit.

Previously:

In the past 3 days, I have:

  • Slipped and fallen on ice TWICE
    As a result of one slip, I now have a huge bruise forming on my hand where I landed on it. I think new bruises will form from my slip today.
  • Hit the back of my head very hard on the corner of a tv.
  • Had sexy times with boyfriend on the carpet and now have two skinned knees that hurt
  • Gone snowshoeing, pushed myself too hard and too far, and now my legs are sore.

Here’s an image of my hand bruise.

What’s hurting you today, GT?