Here we go again with more eye roll worthy craptitude that will surely shove ABC even further down the ladder. Just saying ABC: when even NBC's lineup looks good in comparison, you are doing it wrong. You will never be as cool as Fox thinks it is.

2014-15 ABC Schedule

MONDAY

8 PM – Dancing With The Stars

10 PM – Castle

TUESDAY

8 PM – SELFIE

Log line: "Instafamous" Eliza Dooley (Karen Gillan) has 263,000 followers who hang on to her every post, tweet and selfie. But one lonely day, she has a revelation: being friended is not the same as having actual friends. She asks marketing guru Henry (John Cho) to 'rebrand' her self-obsessed reputation and teach her how to connect with people in the real world. Loosely based on "My Fair Lady," "Selfie" explores the modern struggles of Eliza and Henry, as he tries to teach her how to live life offline—whether she 'likes' it or not.

8:30 PM – MANHATTAN LOVE STORY

Log line: Have you ever wondered what your date was thinking? This romantic comedy exposes the differences between men and women through the unfiltered thoughts, and often contradictory actions, of a new couple who have just begun dating.

9 PM – Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

10 PM – FOREVER

Log line: Doctor Henry Morgan (Ioan Gruffudd), New York City's star medical examiner, has a secret. He doesn't just study the dead to solve criminal cases, he does it to solve the mystery that has eluded him for 200 years—the answer to his own inexplicable immortality.

WEDNESDAY

8 PM – The Middle

8:30 PM – The Goldbergs

9 PM – Modern Family

9:30 PM – BLACK-ISH

Log line: Andre 'Dre' Johnson (Anthony Anderson) has a great job, a beautiful wife, Rainbow (Tracee Ellis Ross), four kids, and a colonial home in the 'burbs. But has success brought too much assimilation for this black family? With a little help from his dad (Laurence Fishburne), Dre sets out to establish a sense of cultural identity for his family that honors their past while embracing the future.

10 PM – Nashville

THURSDAY

8 PM – Grey's Anatomy

9 PM – Scandal

10 PM – HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER

Log line: Professor Annalise Keating (Viola Davis) gets entangled with four law students from her class, "How to Get Away with Murder." (New Shonda Rhimes/Betsy Beers show)

FRIDAY

8 PM – Last Man Standing

8:30 PM – CRISTELA

Log line: In her sixth year of law school, Cristela (Cristela Alonzo) is finally on the brink of landing her first big (unpaid) internship at a prestigious law firm. The only problem is that her pursuit of success is more ambitious than her traditional Mexican-American family thinks is appropriate. She's stuck straddling the old culture she's trying to modernize at home with her working-class family and the modern world she's trying to embrace in her professional career.

9 PM – Shark Tank

10 PM – 20/20

SATURDAY

8 PM – Saturday Night Football

SUNDAY

7 PM – America's Funniest Home Videos

8 PM – Once Upon A Time

9 PM – Resurrection

10 PM – Revenge

Shows coming in as potential replacements, Spring series, or Summer series:

Drama

AMERICAN CRIME: All over the news are reports about a young couple in Modesto, California, who were attacked in their home. Matt Skokie, a war vet, was killed, and his wife, Lily, is unconscious, barely hanging on. Both sets of parents are at her bedside hoping for a miracle while four suspects are about to be arrested. The case sends shock waves into the community stirring up tensions across racial lines in this gritty drama—from the point of view of the victims. Stars Felicity Huffman, Timothy Hutton, W. Earl Brown, Richard Cabra, Caitlin Gerard, Benito Martinez, Penelope Ann Miller, Elvis Nolasco and Johnny Ortiz. John Ridley (12 Years a Slave) is the writer/executive producer.

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MARVEL'S AGENT CARTER: Starring "Captain America's" Hayley Atwell, this show follows the story of Peggy Carter. It's 1946, and peace has dealt Peggy Carter a serious blow as she finds herself marginalized when the men return home from fighting abroad. Working for the covert SSR (Strategic Scientific Reserve), Peggy must balance doing administrative work and going on secret missions for Howard Stark all while trying to navigate life as a single woman in America, in the wake of losing the love of her life – Steve Rogers.

SECRETS AND LIES: Ben Garner (Ryan Phillippe) is about to go from Good Samaritan to murder suspect, after he discovers the body of his neighbor's young son in the woods. As Detective Andrea Cornell (Juliette Lewis) digs for the truth, the secrets and lies of this town come to the surface and no one is above suspicion. Ben's family's life will be turned upside down as he sets out on a complicated journey to prove his innocence.

THE WHISPERS: Aliens have invaded Earth by using our most unlikely resource to achieve world domination—our children. As the kids unwittingly help these unseen enemies, the clock counts down in this suspenseful race to save humanity. (Steven Spielberg is listed as one of the EPs, but I think that's just because the studio on this one was Dreamworks).

Comedy

FRESH OFF THE BOAT: It's the 90s and 11 year old, hip-hop loving Eddie (Hudson Yang) just moved to suburban Orlando from DC's Chinatown with his parents (Randall Park and Constance Wu). It's culture shock for his immigrant family in this comedy about pursuing the American Dream.

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GALAVANT - Screenwriter/executive producer Dan Fogelman ("Crazy, Stupid, Love," "Tangled," "Cars") teams up with Broadway and Hollywood award-winning musical team—composer Alan Menken ("The Little Mermaid," "Aladdin," "Beauty and the Beast") and lyricist Glenn Slater ("The Little Mermaid," "Tangled")—for a musical comedy fairytale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, the dashing hero, Galavant (Joshua Sasse), lost the love of his life, Madalena (Mallory Jansen), to the evil King Richard (Timothy Omundson). Now, our fallen hero is ready to take revenge and restore his "happily ever after." But it won't be without a few twists and turns along the way.

Check out the trailers, and ask questions in the comments :)

Sources are DHD and anonymous.