I started my period today and I made chicken and dumplings but somehow the dumplings just got...pulverized? so now it’s dumpling flavored broth and I think like 4 of my friends are in need of an intervention because I always manage to put myself in a crowd where I am the most put together person and another (male) friend of mine mansplained how much I really want kids deep down at a party tonight and I’m COLD!