I have wrestled with the monster. Wrestled it out of the pot that it cracked into five pieces by growing so fast. It is now in a new pot, which may last the week.

We should really burn ourselves more, it's a shame. Does anyone have any use for aloe vera besides burn ointment? Juice has been suggested to me, but I can't quite visualize how that would work just yet.

I worry that it will soon start whispering for blood, or breaking into song.