So I can eat more smoked king salmon collars without judgment from my co-workers. Yes, this is what my life has become - staying late at work to eat delicious delicious fish.

I HAVE NO REGRETS.

Edit: 5:01pm Three people remaining. A check of the fridge reveals that all the packages of salmon are tucked away in a large box. Stealthy sneaking of another piece seems impossible.

Edit: 5:06pm Two people remaining.

Edit: 5:15pm One person, but they sit very far from the kitchen. I think this is my chance.

Edit: 5:20pm ALONE AT LAST.

Edit: 5:55pm Home with a tummy full of salmon. Worth the wait.