...to bring you a brief message from KillerMartinis:

"Dude, tell everyone thanks for going to bat. I told that [gentleman] I wasn't going to talk to him at all on the record. He agreed. I hope the clicks were worth the karma. But I saw you guys and I love you."

CHIQUITA! Can I share this? Officially?

"Yep. Tell them that I'm superbusy but that I asked you to say thank you and I'm ok. And if people we know and love want to talk to me, killermartinisbook@gmail.com."

Done, friend. :)