My fiancé cooked us dinner because I have a lot of work to do today, and he made quick pickled carrots to go on some tacos. I'm not actually sure he knows how to make a pickle, because he left all the cloves and shit all over the carrots and now they are in the tacos.

You know what happens when you bite into cloves and whatever the fuck else is in pickling spice?

Your tongue goes numb!

We are having a nice laugh and talking with lisps.