So, this morning I received the following text message.

Martha,

We are moving in a different direction I appreciate your service to the company. Best Wishes to you in the future.

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signed,

Minion to the Oompa Loompa Wicked Witch of the East

The fact that this was sent in a text, really speaks to what I have been saying about the professionalism of Staff and Management, and how ridiculous everyone is.

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And once again I need to clarify, I had never been written up or given any verbal warnings, or was warned I was in danger of termination.

Anyway, 

Becky.

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Susan.

Teneshia,

I love you girl. Learn who Destiny’s Child is. Stop getting sent to the principal’s office. And Stop punching racist white girls in the face. I understand the urge, but stop. Be nice to Becky, she might be a good person one day. We elected a stale Orange Julius as president, so anything is possible.

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Deuces!