I know there are some derby-lovin’ folk around here. Anyone watching Champs? I won’t go into any details in case you plan on watching later but OMG these bouts are KILLING ME. So close. So tense. Such joy and such heartbreak.

(I know I said I would post more often but if I try to go on Kinja sites on my iPad it just continually resets the site. This is a rare computer-access opportunity.)

Here’s a little Happy Scald call-off for ya.