that I hit 1000 followers on the twitter account I manage for work, by the end of today? Right now I'm at 994.

Also, I officially took over on the 10th of Jan...and we only had 911 followers then. I think that's good?

Double also, there is like no way to sound cool tweeting for work. My boss said my tweets were funny and I actually felt offended.


Triple also, I feel as if this is the only measurable way of my success at work and yes I am pathetic.