Today, Kate Dries, one of my favorite mainpage writers, admitted she liked Ross, who literally is the worst ever. And I thought this was an indisputable fact. Now that I realize that there are Ross fans, I'm wondering how you would rank the Friends cast?

Here are mine:

1. Phoebe because you complete me.

2. Joey, because inside, I feel like we're probably most alike. And how are you doin'?

3. Monica, because she reminds me of my sister and I love Courtney Cox

4. Chandler because he has a third nipple and cynicism

5. Rachel because of the haircut

6. Ross because he's terrible