OK guys, let me tell you about my day.

Bus ride to work this morning: Drunk and/or crazy guy who kept saying “Do you like my backpack? It’s designer, you can try it on if you want.” and “I’m a rat. I know how to speak rat.” OVER and OVER and OVER.

Bus ride home after work: Some dude who is apparently Trump’s #1 fan, ranting on and on about what a great president Trump would be and saying some truly gross things about Hillary.

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When I got home: I was supposed to pick up my neighbor’s dog from his apartment to watch him for the night, only to find out that my neighbor had gotten home early from his trip. Neighbor answered the door and the dog runs out and asks to be picked up. Which would’ve been fine, but it was obvious my neighbor had no clothes on when he opened the door. (This guy is my dad’s age, by the way.) This was me:

I’m....gonna go have some wine. Anybody else have a really weird day?