Once after I cooked my pasta, I realized that I was out of butter, olive oil, and sauce. I didn't want to eat just salted plain noodles so I decided to cover them in ranch dressing. My justification was that pasta salad is delicious and ranch is mayo based. I took two bites, threw it out, and skipped dinner.


ETA: This was gross and not like pasta salad because it was super hot. Ranch should never be hot :(


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