An entirely scientific look at how people behave while intoxicated based upon their star sign.

Mine's spot on (sadly):

Aquarius:

Be careful when drinking with an Aquarius because one moment everything can be going great as you take shots at the bar, but the moment you slip up and piss him or her off, sh*t will hit the fan. People of this sign have quick-changing personalities, which makes getting intoxicated with them an experience all in its own.