I know that it has been long enough that the 20 year rule should have brought all fashions up to 95 back. Although, clearly it skipped LA Gear jeans and shoes, Cross Colors, British Knights, those weird short cowboy boots, and scrunchy socks. But, where are my chokers?

(I get that celebs seem to be wearing them, but I need a lot more of them and a lot of them to be velvet.)

Except for the tattoo ones. I don’t want those back. (Stop it, Willow Smith!)