Me: The specific gravity of my alcoholic beverage is wrong.
Cute Boy Person: Have you been drinking?
Me: And because you aren't here, you get my drunken texts about specific gravity.
Me: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
Cute Boy Person: Oh, nothing. :)
Me: You're missing SCIENCE.
Well, I invited him. He could have participated in science.
A friend had a birthday party and the featured drink was the alien brain hemorrhage, of which there were 2 unsuccessful attempts and 2 reasonably successful attempts. People mostly drank bourbon; there were 4 bourbons. FYI, 99 [insert fruit here] is not an adequate schnapps for this drink. The density is wrong because the proof is too high, so the schnapps floats to the top instead of the Bailey's floating to the top.
OPEN DRUNK TEXT THREAD.