So I got a tip today from someone who knows me about a certain question that popped up on the comb-over of the internet, Yahoo Answers:

Um... no, that story is not true. I made it up. Four years ago. On Gawker.

Now, as far as a comment between me and you fine people, it was all shits and giggles. But becoming an email that gets forwarded around? What a shitty legacy.

I know: the internet isn’t private and it never forgets.