So I got a tip today from someone who knows me about a certain question that popped up on the comb-over of the internet, Yahoo Answers:
Um... no, that story is not true. I made it up. Four years ago. On Gawker.
Now, as far as a comment between me and you fine people, it was all shits and giggles. But becoming an email that gets forwarded around? What a shitty legacy.
I know: the internet isn’t private and it never forgets.