Someone kindly left a bag of chips in the kitchen for everyone to share. The bag of chips is now missing. We have checked the garbage but no empty bag appears there. Who has stolen the chips? We have debated this now for about ten minutes to no avail.

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If you have stolen the chips please come forward. We will not punish you, we only wish to know.

Signed,

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Concerned Chip Eating Coworkers.