Okay, cannot stop laughing. A Bobby Newport line from the Amy Poehler-as-director's cut of The Debate on the season 4 DVDs: "I guess my thoughts on abortion are... you know, let's just all have a good time."
It's not quite "Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others," but it's still pretty damn funny.
Also, are there any Gravity Falls fans here? "Stan is sick and needs a bear" made me laugh every time I thought of it for like three days.