Before I start, I want to state very clearly that I'm mostly being hyperbolic, and I do not mean to offend. This is probably a very touchy subject for a lot of people so I will understand if someone gets angry, but I'm not going to tolerate abuse. I'm mostly posing this as a hypothetical to prove a point. Please don't stone me. Or do, I guess, but I'll dismiss you. Let's all use our inside angry voices.
Now that I've been sufficiently cryptic, let me tell you what I'm going on about! No one like the Oppression Olympics, but just for today, because this Ani Difranco thing has me so annoyed, I'm going to play. Here is my controversial opinion: