My coconut whipped mango butter, vanilla whipped shea butter, and extra virgin coconut oil went missing.

So I went into his room to investigate, and they’re they were, on top of the muthafucking dresser.

Listen, I have endured a lot from you greg and it’s almost over. BUT WHAT YOU NOT GON DO IS MESS WITH A BLACK GIRL’S MANGO BUTTER AND COCONUT OIL!