Forecast last night was for about an inch of snow, in 20 degree weather, overnight into morning rush hour.

Missouri Department of Transportation last night: No, we’re not pretreating roads. Everyone just try not to go anywhere in the morning.

Illinois Department of Transportation: Yeah, we are pretreating roads.

5am news this morning —

Highways in St. Louis are slick and several accidents.

Reporter in East St. Louis: Hey these highways look great!

MODOT rep on the news: Try not to go anywhere this morning while we work around the clock to get your highways cleared up.

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Oh yeah sure, I’ll get in trouble with my management and lose a day’s pay for funsies. Fuck you people.

Seriously MODOT, this is why everyone hates you and we never vote for your shit in elections.