This article from the main page, on the woman whose "big butt brings her fame."

Why is it upsetting me so much? Is it because, as someone who is rather small with a huge ass, I've gone my whole life being gawked at, harassed and made fun of for it while she isn't? Is it because there's a possibility that she has implants, which infuriates me as I wish my butt would disappear? Is it because her ass isn't even that big, especially compared to mine (36-32-45 bishes)?

Maybe I'm just jealous, cuz hers is nicer than mine.

I do like her green Nikes, though.