A new Series in which I ask the Esteemed Kinja community why.

Sometimes I think about the fact that Alanis Morissette wrote enitre breakup album about him and I’m just like girl how? WHY? HOW?

You’re Alanis Morissette you’re bad bitch, and you gon let Ryan Reynolds get you all up in your feelings? Really?

My friend: You know ryan reynolds has a hollywood star

me:

Deadpool aside, where his hit movies at?

The Proposal was all Sandra Bullock, so like.....

And I feel like hollywood is always like,

Hollywood: Hey you want some Ryan Reynolds

Me: nah. I’m good.

Hollywood: Here take some ryan reynolds.

me: No. I said no bruh.

Hollywood: Hey, I have your order, you ordered ryan reynolds

me: no I didn’t, can you send him back

Hollywood: Sorry we have a strict no return policy

me: But I didn’t even order him in the first place!

Hollywood: *shrug*