Warning: NSFW This is almost making me regret my recent purchase from this company; a company originally known for being very gender neutral, subtle, focused on luxury and class, and very female friendly.

Seriously, this is some weird, douchey, sexist shit for a sex toy company to be promoting:

PINO

The Ultimate Gift Set for Men, Designed for Bankers

Build your assets and prepare for some aggressive expansion with the PINO™ vibrating couples' ring, designed to satisfy even the Gordon Gekkos of this world. As the world's most refined, powerful and pleasurable couple's ring around, its 10 vibration settings enhance your share-value and expand your position portfolio when worn with a partner.

  • Luxury Gift-Set with Silver Cufflinks and Money Clip
  • Incredible 10 Ultra-Powerful Stimulation Modes
  • Unique Ridge Design for Intense Sensations
  • 100% Waterproof & USB-Rechargeable
  • Year Warranty, 10-Year Quality Guarantee

Oh it gets worse, here is an ad for the douchiest sex toy ever:

ETA the press release; which notes that it comes in black and federal blue. I wish I was making that up.