(With Apologies To Tom Petty)

Let me surf the web tonight
I'll comment on my favorite site
There's someone that replied you see
But they don't give a damn for me

But let me ignore the point, get your noses outta joint
And bull shit out loud, I'm too alone, I'm not proud
You don't know how to troll
You don't know how to troll on Kinjaaaa.

People bitch, people moan
Some sew hate, others post porn
I spoke up in between
Fake concern, said too mean

But let me ignore the point, get your noses outta joint
Slut shame, act like a chode
Troll feed, I get a load
You don't know how to troll
You don't know how to troll on Kinjaaaa.

My old name was burner stock
A euphemism for my cock
Think of me, and I win
I'll just make an account again

But let me ignore the point, get your noses outta joint
And bull shit out loud, I'm too alone, I'm not proud
You don't know how to troll
You don't know how to troll on Kinjaaaa.

No, you don't know how to troll.. on Kinjaaaaaaaaa.

(The things I come up with when I can't sleep.)